Good morning, good afternoon and good evening readers,

Well I must say, its certainly been a while.

I managed to get myself into a UK comatose of working during the week and watching TV in the evenings. I’ve seen all my favourite people whilst I’ve been home and had a few breakthroughs, but in terms of day to day activities, I ain’t really gone done much. I’ve never had a lobotomy .. obviously .. but I imagine the last two months is what one would feel like. I wrote 10,000 words for my book in Armenia. “But how many have you written here Charlotte!? Please tell us!” I hear you needingly cry. I’ve written 200. 200 words with no care or love. Where’s all the creativity gone man!

So, I decided something had to give. I told one of my good pals what I wanted out of life and he said “you’ve got to go to India”. So I booked my flight the next night and bought myself some bug spray. I know what you’re thinking, “Damn that girl so spontaneous and shit.” Ch’yeah. I wish that was me, I’m more of a “I’m a privileged white woman, get me outta here!”

So here I am, with Ganesh removing my obstacles, waiting in the departure lounge to spend two and a half months in India on my own. I mean really, what am I up to!?

Armenia: completed it

India: 0% complete

I’ll be back on the blogs, so grab yourself that comfy arm chair again, make yourself brew and read about all the enlightening and spiritual experiences where I shit myself. Man I’ve got the dheli belly fear.

I can’t wait to share this journey with you.

Yours in unsolid stools,

Charlotte x